Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Bloodshot (2020) movie review


Overall verdict: 6.5/10

The Good: Intense action, cool chase scenes, easy to follow story, good looking characters

The Bad: generic music, inconsistent special effects, shallow narrative, tons of wasted potential, underdeveloped characters

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A professional soldier, killed in action, and brought back to life as a technologically augmented one man army. He soon rebels against his creators and seeks to rediscover his humanity while being hunted down by similarly augmented antagonists. Sounds familiar? That’s UNIVERSAL SOLDIER, and BLOODSHOT is exactly that kind of throwback to the early 90s era of sci fi blockbusters where the protagonist is cast more for his muscles than his acting, where scientists have hidden agendas, some megacorp is involved and there is always this geeky techie type comic relief.

BLOODSHOT is not the most original of movies, but it has its charm. The action is spectacular for a film of its budget. Standouts include a stylish shootout in a tunnel flooded by flour and lit by red flares, a wild street chase through London suburbs, and a crazy three way melee on the side of a skyscraper. The premise is an intriguing one with tons of potential but it is all wasted thanks to the very generic execution.

So Vin Diesel plays Ray Garrison, our titular enhanced dead soldier, just like every other Vin Diesel character in all his gravely baritone, muscular body toned glory. Not much in the way of acting there if you are just playing the same character type just with a different profession. After being bought back to life by a seemingly benevolent inventor Doctor Emil Harding of the Rising Spirit Tech company, Ray meets fellow cyber augmented soldiers, starts to remember his death and murder of his wife at the hands of a villain, then breaks out of RST to track down said villain and use his nanotechnology enhanced abilities to exact his revenge.

But things are not all as they seem and this is not a spoiler since the false memories and Ray being unwittingly manipulated into carrying out assassinations by perceiving them as revenge were all blatantly advertised in the movie’s trailer. While the build up to the big twist is done relatively well, it ultimately feels over simplified and boils down to a series of decisions by a supporting character that comes out of nowhere. From then on, it is one generic cliche after another. Clear good and bad guys, no shades of grey, just a simple almost Saturday Morning Cartoon-like approach to the overall narrative.

Generic too is the music accompanying the action. Just search up “action packed trailer music” online. The result is exactly what Composer Steve Jablonsky’s tunes for this movie sound like. To his credit, it at least sounds different from his scores on Transformers which nearly all of his post-2007 action movie works sound like.

Although I praise the action, the special effects either lack consistency or look rehashed from other movies. The exosuit augmentations worn by the RST experiments? They look like similar exo suits from EDGE OF TOMORROW. The nanomachines enabling Ray to instantaneously heal any injury? It’s the same dark grey particle effects seen in TERMINATOR GENISYS for the T3000. There are scenes where digital doubles are used for more dangerous stunts and these are plain obvious in the unnatural way they move and the city skyline shots showing the CGI RST building does not look good.


A better creative team could have elevated this movie into something special. Maybe play a little more to it’s throwback nature by embracing the excesses or early 90s sci fi. Or perhaps not oversimplifying a narrative with great potential. What if Bloodshot truly cannot tell the difference between what was real and what was implanted memory? What if the whole ordeal with RST was a complex gambit upon a gambit scheme by the comic relief techie guy to take down Doctor Harding? Keeping such things open to interpretation, having a more clever script that is not dumbed down, could have elevated BLOODSHOT to the level of classics like TOTAL RECALL. It’s attempts at any deeper themes like exploring what drives Ray to keep fighting, or the hints that there may be a darker side to Ray’s past and his purpose for becoming a soldier in the first place, they are all merely mentioned and nothing is done with them. Not developed, not subverted, just mentioned.

One of the big draws of the classic sci Fi movies is the talking points they raise surrounding the themes and concepts in those movies. Fans keep talking and discussing and dissecting, leading to the movie being remembered long after its release. BLOODSHOT is neither here nor there. Too shallow to achieve long term cult status, too derivative but without that self awareness to pass off as a homage, and to my understanding it deviates a lot from the original comic source material to even pass off as a straight adaptation. It is a simple Vin Diesel action movie with superficial thrills, great action, good looking stars and little else beyond that.

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Entertainment: A-
Story: C-
Acting: C+
Characters: B
Music: D
Replay value: B-
"Brains": C-


Saturday, March 14, 2020

Sonic X (2003-2005) 78 episode TV series


 



Overall verdict: 7/10

The Good:  Good art and animation, decent level of detail, excellent voice acting, fully develops its overarching plot, memorable characters

The Bad: inconsistent use of humour, unnecessary swearing in the japanese version, weak first season

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The turn of the millennium brought a whole wave of Japanese anime flooding across the globe. Transformers, Digimon, Pokémon, and yes Sonic the Hedgehog in the form of the SONIC X. At a whopping 78 episodes across 4 seasons, SONIC X does take its time to get going, but when it does it sets up a simple yet epic saga of good vs not so good.

On the side of good is Sonic and his pals against Doctor Eggman and his robotic goons. The reason I use “good vs not so good” instead of “good vs evil” is because Eggman never really comes off as much of a threat. He is an antagonist in a very cartoonish kind of way; not as cartoonish as ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG but no where near as threatening as SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. He wants control of the chaos emeralds for his own selfish gains but Sonic and pals An accident on sonic’s world transports them all to “our” world of contemporary 2000s Earth.

Season 1 focuses on the safe and familiar premise of these out of this world characters adjusting to life on earth, with Sonic befriending a local rich boy Chris. It is a very “safe” season with often repetitive episodes that do not seem to build up to anything. Sonic and Chris find another of Sonic’s friends, Eggman launches another robot attack or captures someone important, Sonic and friends save the day. Chris himself is your typical and relatively bland audience surrogate character. The creators do give him some character development surrounding his family and social life but all that does is detract from the far more interesting Sonic and pals.

Season 2 onwards is where things pick up. The conflict heads to space, a greater enemy is introduced and more of the overarching lore is fleshed out. The scale is greater, scope gets grander, all leading up to an epic final season. The series also starts to focus more on Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Amy as opposed to Chris. Characterizations are, unsurprisingly, cliched for a typical young viewer’s anime of its time. Sonic is the fun loving main character, Tails is the plucky kid sidekick and younger brother surrogate to the main character, Knuckles is the hot headed rival of sorts, Amy is the token annoying girl supporting character; the list goes on.

Compared to its contemporaries in kid targeted Japanese anime, the animation on SONIC X is among the better ones. There is minimal use of stock footage, artwork is consistent, colours are vivid and eye catching. The animation is not the smoothest around but it seems generally free from errors and does not fall into the type of lazy animation that it’s predecessor SONIC UNDERGROUND did.

There exists both the original Japanese version and the English dub. In the case of Sonic X, the English translation retains the general story and characterizations of the original version. Even the dialogue is generally the same. The difference lies in the target audience that the respective versions were written for. The Japanese version seemed a little bipolar in that respect. It’s dialogue contains occasional swearing especially when characters taunt one another, there is more implied sexual innuendo, and more overt violence (though not to the point of being gory beyond a PG13 rating). 

The problem is that while it aims for older audience, the writing, dialogue and overall visuals of the show all point toward something more juvenile. The English version tones that all down and in my opinion is all the better for it. While I do frown on unnecessary censorship, the minor tweaks aims SONIC X squarely at the toward the younger crowd. At least it has a definite audience in mind and embraces them.

In contrast to the first and horrendous Sonic Japanese anime that was SONIC THE MOVIE, SONIC X grows it’s beard and improves as the series progresses. Yes it falls into the cliched shonen anime tropes and trappings that plague similar shows of its ilk. Yes it is juvenile at times even though the voice actors in both languages make the best of the material they got. And yes it can get repetitive. But really this is SONIC X. It does not aspire to be anything more than a simple entertaining reintroduction of the Sonic franchise to a new audience. In that respect, it succeeds.


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Entertainment: A
Art: B-
Animation: B-
Story: B+
Voice Acting (Japanese): B

Voice Acting (English): B-
Characters: B-
Music: C+
Replay value: B-
"Brains": D

Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie (1996) OVA



Overall verdict: 3.5/10

The Good:  So bad it's funny, moments of great art detail, decent japanese voice acting

The Bad: Bad art, bad animation, bad english dub, horrible quality control, juvenile scripting and dialogue, incoherent story

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Released in 1996 as two OVA episodes and edited together into a movie in 1999, Sonic the Hedgehog is a funny little animated outing for the light-speed blue hedgehog and his fox friend Tails. However, "funny" is all that this movie has going for it, and it not the actual witty type of funny mind you. It is the painfully cringe worthy funny where you laugh at how bad this movie is.  

Its first most obvious flaw is its animation, which for all intents and purposes seems worse than some of the episodes in 1993's Sonic the Hedgehob TV series. It boggles the mind how an OVA, which is meant to have a higher animation budget than a TV show, can look worse than TV animation from years ago. The animation and artwork can only be classified as "lazy". For example, Tails no longer flies by spinning his tails like a helicopter. His tails disappear and in their a brown and white disc forms over his head which gives him the ability to levitate. 

Similarly, whenever Sonic runs, you do not see a blur of feet but a simple red ribbon-like object that is meant to represent his feet.(at times those said "feet" are not even attached to his body). A couple of scenes do stand out such as Black Eggman chasing sonic and tails through the streets of "EggmanLand" and some scenes involving Metal Sonic, they look really good. But overall, the artwork and coloring is flat and the characters lack a sense of fluidity. Some off-model art does creep in, possibly due to poor quality control.

Depending on one's expectations, the story could be seen as either a flaw or a boon. But either way, one cannot deny the childish nature of the story nor the absurdity the plot. Dr Eggman has kidnapped the president and his daughter in order to enlists the help of Sonic and Tails to destroy "Black Eggman" who has taken over his realm of EggmanLand. However, it is all a ruse to trick Sonic into being an unwilling subject in Dr Eggman's latest evil plot. One involving the might Metal Sonic. Sure the games were not exactly shining examples of good storytelling either, but an anime deserves to be compared to others of its kind. And sadly, it falls short in the comparison.

Most fatal flaw of all is the portrayal of the characters. Despite many claims of the superiority of the Japanese version over the English version, it does not do justice to the characters at all. The character of Sonic has always been a smart mouth and a braggart, but in this movie he definitely crosses the line and comes across as a truly unlikable jerk. This impression is further amplified by the Japanese script which as a good bit of harsh language coming from both Sonic and Tails (tails screaming at Sonic to "Go to Hell" kinda kills the whole innocent perception of the character). As villains go, Dr Eggman is a complete idiot and the President's daughter, Sarah, is one of the most irritating damsels in distress in anime history.

Fans of the game, do check out the much superior Sonic the Hedgehog series from 1993(Known in fan circles as "Sonic satAM), or the Japanese version of Sonic X. This so called "movie" is not even worth the time to stream on youtube.
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Entertainment: C-
Art: C-
Animation: C-
Story: C-
Voice Action(Japanese): B+

Voice Acting (English): C- 
Characters: D
Music: C-
Replay value: C
"Brains": D-

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Sonic Underground (1999-2000) 40 episode tv series


 


Overall verdict: 5/10

The Good:  Sonic is front and centre in the mythos, good voice acting, some catchy songs

The Bad: lazy animation, juvenile scripts, the Sonic siblings' voices, the other cringe worthy songs and MTV style sequences 

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Near the start of the new millennium, sega launched a new round of heavy advertising for its main franchises, one of which was sonic the hedgehog. To enhance the hype, they commissioned a new cartoon from DIC entertainment, the same company that did the previous 2 Sonic cartoons. The result was SONIC UNDERGROUND, a curious little series with many questionable Creative decisions.
For a start, they got the head writer of the more serious SONIC THE HEDGEHOG cartoon on board for plotting SONIC UNDERGROUND. Instead of continuing that cult classic, which many fans were clamouring for, they incorporated broad strokes events and loose elements of that story into a whole new story unrelated to past animated series or games. In this new continuity, Sonic and his siblings Sonia and Manic are the heirs to the throne but the evil Doctor Robotnik launches a coup and took over the royal capital of mobotropolis. Instead of establishing a pollution spewing all powerful empire of machine Troops and servants created from roboticizing civilians, Robotnik in this show is content to let the rich and powerful civilians remain untouched so long as they do as he says and do not get in his way. Only the lower castes were roboticised. As such there are populated towns and much more in the way of talking critter side characters contributing to the plots of episodes.
In terms of tone, it is no where near the comedic camp of ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG but it is also much lighter than the post apocalyptic dystopia of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. The stakes are not as dire, the villains are still evil but not as monstrous, and the world is “friendlier” with the episodes consisting of the 3 Hedgehog siblings travelling the globe in search of allies, clues to locate their mother and to fulfill a prophesy to take back their kingdom.
The second and most divisive creative decision was....the songs. No this is not Sonic The Musical, though it might have been better if it was. In every episode, at least one of the sibling Hedgehogs will whip out their magical instrument (electric guitar for sonic, drum set for manic, and keyboard for Sonia) and start this late 90s MTV music video sequence full of cheap visual tricks like multiple split screens, fade ins, cross dissolves etc. 

Again, I have nothing against a good musical but the transition between the episode story and the sudden music video is so jarring. There are a few catchy songs but the majority are a cheesy dated mix of 90s pop and rock tunes which border on cringe. A pity since they are generally well sung and with voices that sound much better than the characters’ speaking voices. Namely because Sonic, Sonia and Manic are voiced by Jaleel White, Jaleel White doing falsetto, and Jaleel White doing surfer dude.
Having the same guy doing all 3 main voices, including a female character’s voice, really does not work especially when at times the voices seem to slip into each other like Manic would suddenly talk like Sonic or Sonic himself would have that higher Sonia pitch. The other characters’ voice actors do a decent job with the cheesy material they are given, and fan favourites like Knuckles do appear later on. 
However some of the casting choices just do not seem to fit. Like Doctor Robotnik is played by Garry Chalk, sounding exactly like his Optimus Primal role from BEAST WARS. For Knuckles he is played by Brian Drummond and one would expect a gruff warrior type voice similar to his Zechs Merquise role from GUNDAM WING but he sounds like a whiny teenage geek.
The animation on SONIC UNDERGROUND is equally hit or miss. Other traditional animated contemporaries in 1999 include series like Redwall, Big Guy and Rusty, and Batman Beyond in the west, along with Digimon, Monster Rancher, and Zoids in the east. No matter how you compared, SONIC UNDERGROUND’s animation does not hold up. While the character models are much more consistent and there are some exceedingly well animated sequences, these are far in between. There are a fair share of animation mistakes, mostly in compositing, and A lot of the animation comes across as lazy. For example, in past SONIC cartoons when sonic ran they would animate his full body motions of running with at most his feet being a blur. In SONIC UNDERGROUND the typical portrayal of Super speed is to reduce Sonic to a glowing blue smear streaking across the screen. There is also reused and looped animation which pop up most frequently in the previously mentioned music video segments.
The series itself ended with no resolution to any of the ongoing plot lines. Though there is a Small segment of fans who do like the unorthodox approach, it never got the level of fan following that SONIC THE HEDGEHOG did Nor did it achieve the memetic status of ADVENTURES. Between the indecisive tone, juvenile writing that did not match the epic fantasy setup, and the comparatively mediocre visuals I would consider SONIC UNDERGROUND less of a classic and more a mere curiosity.

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Entertainment: B-
Art: C-
Animation: C-
Story: C
Voice Acting (English): B+ 
Characters: C-
Music: C-
Replay value: B-
"Brains": D

Monday, March 2, 2020

Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog (1993-1996) 65 episode tv series review


Overall verdict: 6/10

The Good: Genuinely funny at times, wacky animation style, fitting voices

The Bad: Sonic's abrasive personality and speaking style, lack of animation quality control, 

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The first ever audio/visual adaptation of video game icon “Sonic the Hedgehog” owes a lot to Looney Tunes. Heavy on juvenile slapstick humour, THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG is an unabashedly fun, crazy series that is less like the games it is based on and more like Bugs Bunny against Yosemite Sam or Road Runner against Wile E Coyote.
The titular speedy blue hedgehog is the Bugs Bunny analog. He is a fun loving fast talking little critter embodying the smart mouth slacker type which somehow appeals to kids of that era. Ever ready with an annoying boast or a silly roast directed towards his enemies, Sonic is voiced by Jaleel “Urkel” White in a fittingly nasal voice. 

Peppering his dialogue are catchphrases like “I’m waaaaiiiting” or cravings for chilli dogs or some other quip making him sound like a cross between an impatient spoiled brat. As you can tell by now, I am not too big a fan of his. Accompanying Sonic is his twin tailed baby fox pal Tails, who is much more level headed and comes across as childlike and innocent.
To Sonic’s Bugs Bunny, there is the Yosemite Sam in the form of Doctor Ivo Robotnik and his two mechanical minions Scratch (robot chicken) and Grounder (robot drill thingy). Now this trio is actually funny. The outrageous plots to get back at Sonic, outlandish inventions and crazy capers are not exactly comedy gold but at least they are funny and not annoying. Their voice actors do a reat job with the material they are given, imbuing the baddies with unique albeit exaggerated voices befitting their personalities and appearance.
Episodes are less like stories and more like a series of crazy misadventures designed just for laughs. This craziness extends to the look of the show which, for all intents and purposes, work. Simplistic character designs, trippy background art, all harkens back to its source of influence. It’s classic style only just makes up for its lack of quality control. Characters’ proportions vary wildly within each episode, animation mistakes and scenes where action, foreground, and background don’t seem to be completely integrated happen once too often.
At a whopping 65 episodes Long, the series had Long since overstayed it’s welcome with repetitive scripts and recycled jokes. There is a guilty giggle to be had at its corny comedy which is often so bad it’s good. In a way, this forgettable format makes ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG highly rewatchable and accessible. One could just pop in on any episode and be entertained. It is easy lowest common denominator type entertainment to pass the time but little else beyond that.
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Entertainment: A
Art: C-
Animation: C-
Story: C
Voice Acting (English): B+ 
Characters: C-
Music: C-
Replay value: A-
"Brains": D-